Monday, March 21, 2016

Monday: Focus

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

I'm very sorry that I haven't been posting for the past... *looks at calendar* ELEVEN DAYS!!! AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!

 So, my internet access was extremely limited because I was restricted from my laptop due to the fact that meh bro can't have one in his room, and, ya know, it wouldn't be fair. I totally get that, and I was fine with it. 

 I was allowed to use my Kindle, but the connection was really bad in my room, and it's hard for me to focus on stuff like that if I'm not in my room. 

                                      FOCUS ON ME! F - F - FOCUS ON ME!
                                      FOCUS ON ME! F - F - FOCUS ON ME!
                                               FOCUS ON ME! (FOCUS) 
                                     F - F - FOCUS ON ME! (FOCUS ON ME!)
                                               FOCUS ON ME! (FOCUS)
                                     F - F - FOCUS ON ME! (FOCUS ON ME!)

 Sorry...
                             

 Basically, I just now got my laptop back, and I'm freaking happy! 

 Really sorry, and there's my apology! I'll try harder next time (if there is a next time. Hopefully there's not), but for now, I'll just get on with the post. 

 Oh, okay, wow, this is kinda weird. It's like I have to get back into the routine! Work my muscles! Build up stamina! 

 Okay, crunches! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 

 Push-ups! One, two, three, four... ninety-eight, ninety-nine, ONE HUNDRED!

 Oh, I am ready.

 So, I thought, for fun, I would do a haul post, as I just went shopping with my mom yesterday! I took pictures of the items, so here we go!


Just to get this one out of the way, because it might feel awkward for some people to hear about another's deodorant, the (I already said it...) is up first. 
 I got this at Target, because, you know, I was there, I needed it, and, well. Because.
 This is, in fact, the same brand I've always used, and I like it because, one, it looks nice, two, it's easy to find, and three, it looks nice. There we go.
 This is slightly different from the exact one I use, as this one is scented (lavender), and the one I usually get is unscented, but I really don't mind. 
 Lavender is a very nice scent, and you could think of it as having an (unlit, of course) scented candle plastered to your armpits!
 Please vote: am I being serious? If you said the more obvious choice, 'no', you would be correct! 
 This was $2.47.
 And so concludes the awkwardness of Body Odor. 

 
Now, you guys know that I do ballet, so to do that ballerina bun that everyone likes, we (most of us) use hair gel. 
 This is the type I use, and I find it very reliable. It is, 'lo and behold, another TRESemme product!
 This one was... either $4.99 or $3.99, the receipt doesn't name them, just their brand.
 So, if you don't know what hair gel is (which you do, if you know anything about hair), it's basically this goopy (slimy?) clear stuff, basically, gel, that you squeeze onto your hand, rub around, and apply to your hair. It makes it look a bit wet, but it makes it easier to twist into a tight bun. 
 Some people also use it on their closer-to-scalp hair (as in, the hair that doesn't hang off...) to give it a smoother look, but it's not required, and most people who do it have extremely thick, curly/wavy, or stubborn hair. 




 
Since we're on the subject of hair, I'll just do this one next.
 This is another TRESemme product, and it's hairspray.
 I was very exact with the type of bottle I wanted to buy it in. There are two types: the type where you have to push down repeatedly for little spritz's, or the type that everyone imagines movie stars' stylists using. I got the latter.
 My reason? First of all, this one contains a lot more for the money, it's HUGE! Second, it's a lot easier and quicker to use this type. 
 I find that the Little Spritz (that's not what they're called, it's literally just me) bottles take an extremely long time, and don't hold my hair as well, as it takes so long to apply a good amount.
 I got a big one, and a small one to go in my ballet bag for emergency's, because I'm just so prepared! :D 





I showed you this before, it's nail polish remover. I just needed another bottle, so I got one. 
 By the way, I know that the design and color placement looks different, but products change their designs sometimes, so.
 I've told you about the pros and cons already, in my Sunday Spa Routine post, so all I can say that you haven't heard already is that it's $0.97.
 I do like the fact that it's purple, though.
 #addedplus?
 I like that, actually... wouldn't it be cool if that were a trend and everyone finished their comments or tweets or whatever with #addedplus ?
 IF ANYONE STEALS THIS, I WILL BE SO FREAKING MAD...
 Ever heard of TRADEMARK? 
 L - O - L - !




This is nail polish, quite obviously, and it's my favorite brand, Insta-Dri. I love Insta-Dri, because it Dri-es, like, Insta-ntly!
 See what I did there?
 The two on the left aren't actually meant for me. They're for my friend's birthday, along with an unknown present.
 Unknown because I literally have no idea yet. I have two weeks, but I want to figure it out ASAP. 
 Do you guys have any ideas? Please comment below on something you think would be good! Hint: It has to be below $11. 86, though, because my mom's limit is $20.00. Another Hint: She likes scary books, and she's redoing her room.
 The one on the right is for me, because (despite the immediate 'are you Goth?' reaction, I do like the color black. Seriously, black doesn't equal Goth. 
 Besides, I need some for next Halloween, the stuff from last time ran out.


Sorry the picture's dark, don't know how that happened, but this is basically fake eyelash adhesive. 
 My ballet studio requires it for performances when you're in the Youth Ensemble (official program so that the Tec. 5's and up can get more experience with performance and responsibility), and I was running out, so I got more. 
 To apply it, you squeeze a miniscule amount onto the edge of the eyelash, then blow on it until it gets tacky. 
 Then you line it up the right way and gently apply it as close to your real eyelashes as possible. You keep your eye closed until it's dried, and then you do the next eye.
 I sometimes need help with this, because it's difficult to get it just right.
 And this was... $5.39, a totally unreasonable price for a finger -length, half-of-a-finger-width tube containing simple eyelash adhesive! Oh, I don't know!



These are the eyelashes to go with the adhesive. 
 I haven't ever used this brand before, so I can't give you a good review, but they were the best I could find.
 Most of the eyelashes were to big (creepy), and the only other one I could find in that section that had natural-looking fake lashes had eight of them, yes, but was way to expensive.
 This one I got for $3.89!
 $3.89!!! WHOO-HOO!!! YEAH!!! WHOO-HOO!!! YEAH!!!
 Is that reasonable? I think it is...
 By the way, I was restocking on some performance stuff like this because I had run out. 
 I don't have much to say about this, since I haven't used it before, but I am happy that I got new ones. The only pair I've ever had lasted me through four shows, but I'm not willing to go much farther!




This is mascara, something that is required for all Tecs for performances.
 I have always used this mascara, and it's a wonderful, lasting one that even my mom uses. It looks nice, and it's pretty cheap, just $5.89.
 I needed more because the last stuff I had just disappeared while I was getting ready. I was putting on my fake eyelashes in the group dressing room, and they were right there. 
 When I went to use the mascara to blend the real and fake eyelashes together, it was gone. 
 I asked around, and I looked on the floor and underneath makeup bags, even the trash can, but I couldn't find it.
 If you don't want Mascara Magician, I would not recommend this product.
 If you do, got ahead!




These wacky looking cones are actually full of eyeliner!
 I'm super excited to try this out, because I've always used this pen (not a pencil, but a liquid pen eyeliner), but never the brush. My friend uses it, and when she's helped me with my eyeliner (the pens are a bit crappy if you're not giving yourself a fake tattoo) she whips this out and is all like, ta-da!!!
 Then she totally kills it and makes it look perfect.
 Honestly, I don't know if it's the eyeliner or her, but BRAVO!
 This was much more expensive than I'm used to, at $9.99, but it comes with two, and it's very popular, so I'm hoping it's worth it!
 Altogether, I'm really excited for the next show, because I want to try all this out!
 BTW, all of the stuff is still in the packaging so I don't lose it as easily, and so it's fresh and undamaged for the shows!






This is a dress (obviously), and it's $19.99. 
 This is also my lame attempt at hiding my facial features for the sake of privacy!
 I LOOOOOVE this dress, because it's simple and plain, it goes to my knees, which is a more comfortable length for my mom, and it's freaking stylish and cute.
 I also like that you can accessorize it in so many ways, without seeming over the top. It's just an easy thing to slip on, and it can be casual or fancy!
 BTW, beneath my left arm you can see something brown hanging. To clarify, that is in fact my hair, not a blanket hanging off the bed in the background. 
 My hair is super looooong. 
 I just love it, and I can't wait until it's washed and I can wear it! Did I mention how 
comfortable it is? AAAHHH.  

 I also got my friend a Kit Kat bar, because it was her birthday recently, and that's her favorite candy, and she kind of requested it as opposed to something expensive, but you guys don't need to see the picture, you know what it looks like!

 All of the previous were from Target. The following item was from Belk, and I LOVE IT!



PAY NO ATTENTION TO MY UGLY FEET. 
 Thank you.
 These are some really cute sandals I found at Belk and they are soooo comfy! 
 They aren't too fancy, they're easy to get on and off, they're comfy, they're cute, they're nice for the pool or beach, or just walking around, and...
 ...hopefully you can see why I love them.
  They were $23.40, and they were the only item I got from Belk.
 I would highly recommend these, though (no offense) not Belk itself. 
 Belk is extremely expensive altogether, and though literally everything is almost heart-breaking-ly trendy and fashionable, the price tags make you cry!


 That was my spring break haul, I hope you enjoyed it!

 FUN WITH FACTS!!!

 Word of the Day: Esprit d'escalier. Have fun.

 Song of the Day: Focus - Ariane Grande. Had to, people. Had to.

 Random Fact: My bro's actually quite sick, he has a bad cold, please pray for him to get better!

 Random Fact About Me: I tried surfing with my dad the day before yesterday. I failed. But I will keep trying, don't you worry!

 Today's Prophecy: I won't be able to memorize my two-person Shakespeare scene by tonight! AGGH!

 I love you all so much, thanks for coming back, even though I didn't post for so long! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE AND LOVE! Remember to comment and give me ideas for a present for meh friend! PEACE OUT!
                                                                                                                             - Alice Eastburn

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Thursday: Nyan Cat


NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN. NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN. NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN, NYAN!!!!!!!!!!



                                  TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!


Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Wednesday: Girl In A Country Song

LOVE YOU, SORRY NO POST TONIGHT...

 Technically speaking, this is a post... just none of the usual. I AM TOOOO TIIIIRRRRREEEDDDD...

 O - M - G.................

 Just wanted to let you know why, felt bad 'bout it, so...  

 I sounded country right there, yay! 

                                       BEIN' THE GIIIRL IN A COUNTRY SONG!
                                   HOW IN THE WORLD DID IT GO SO WRONG?
                           LIKE ALL WE'RE GOOD FOR... IS LOOKIN' GOOD FOR YOU
                           AND YOUR FRIENDS ON THE WEEKEND, NOTHING MORE!
                                        WE USED TO GET A LITTLE RESPECT!
                                       NOW WE'RE LUCKY IF WE EVEN GEEET!
                           TO CLIMB UP IN YOUR TRUCK, KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT, 
                                               AND RIDE ALOOOOOONG!
                                       AND BE THE GIRL IN A COUNTRY SONG!

 Still with me?

 <3 U SORRY SO SHORT, I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S BAD GRAMMAR, AGGH HERE'S A PICTURE OF A KITTEN! BYE!



                                                                                                                  - Alice Eastburn

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Tuesday: 22


                                                I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU!!!
                                          BUT I'M FEELING TWENTY- TWOOO!!!
                                             EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF,
                                             YOU KEEP ME NEXT TO YOOOUU!!!
                                                YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME!!!
                                               BUT I'LL BET YOU WAANT TOOO!!!
                                                EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF, 
                                               WE JUST KEEP DANCING LIKE WE'RE
                                                    TWENTY-TWOOOO - O - O!!!
                                           TWENTY-TWOOOO - O - OO -OOO - OO!!!

 IKR, sooo year-before-last, right? 

 WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 God, I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so soooo freaking tired!

 Not that many so's, maybe.

 Good news, not as tired as usual! Today has been one of my more........ awake days, if you know what I mean.

 You feelin' me?

 Sorry, short post, gotta go to bed. Like, right now.

 AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Enough of that, FUN WITH FACTS!!!, I swear.

 Word of the Day: Jillick. Has to do rocks/stones + another element. Water, wind, fire, earth? Get it? Figure it out. Look it up. Whatevs ya wanna do!

 Random Fact: The game, ping pong, originated in England during the 1880s, where it was played among the upper-class as an after-dinner parlour game. It has been suggested that the game was first developed by British military officers in India or South Africa who brought it back with them. [Not a bad game, am I right? We know the answer to that, come on!]

 Random Fact About Me: I FINALLY repainted my nails today! YAAAAAASSSSSS!

 Today's Prophecy: Tomorrow will not be a bad day. I won't go so far as to say that it will be a GOOD day, just...

 Not a bad one?

 LOVE you all, thx for reading, come back and party (tomorrow?) tomorrow (duh, I knew that!), have a wonderful tomorrow!

 And always remember that there's always tomorrow for dreams to come true!

 See what I did there? Little Rudolph reference? HAHA!

 LOVE, KISSES, HUGS, HEARTS, ALL THAT WONDERFUL JUICY GOODNESS, AND GOODBYE!

                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn

Monday, March 7, 2016

Monday: Happy

GAAAAHHH! I HAVE NO TIME TO WRITE A GOOD POST TODAY, SO I'LL JUST DO THIS! RANDOM! AAAAAGGGHHHH!

                                                      BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!
                                             CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE A
                                                 ROOM WITHOUT A ROOF - A!
                                                       BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!
                                               CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE 
                                             THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO - A!

 Seriously, why am I so happy?

 Day? Piano, then Shakespeare which was stressful because we had extremely long monologues that we had to have memorized, and I did, but I forgot it when it was my turn to speak. It happened to everyone...

 FUN WITH FACTS!!!??? HEHEhehehehehehehe...? ? ?... ???

 Word of the Day: Napiform. You'd be surprised...

 Song of the Day: Happy - Pharrel Williams. Who's on The Voice as a coach, whoo-hoo!

 Random Fact: A rainbow is a meteorological phenomenon that is caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of light in water droplets resulting in a spectrum of light appearing in the sky. It takes the form of a multicoloured arc.Rainbows caused by sunlight always appearing the section of sky directly opposite the sun. [Rainbows and unicorns, YAY! Remember, one of my dreams!

 I actually had a dream like that once...

 Random Fact About Me: I usually only make people laugh without trying, jokes never work.

 Today's Prophecy: I will never get around to painting my nails...

 LOVE you all so much, sorry I'm posting shorter, later posts, but my schedule is crowded, and I always need time to make space for dancing like no one's watching!

 No one is, I know that, my window shade is always closed, no one's ever in my room when I do, and the music is too loud for anyone to hear what I'm doing!

 Heeeheeeheee...

 Again, love you, thanks for sticking with me, though I sit down more than party these days, so, double the love! Now, go to bed, get some sleep, dream/party/sit down, and... yeah!!!! <3! BYE!
                   
                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Sunday: Hands To Myself

                                          
                                               CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF...
                                              I WANT IT AAALL, NO, NOTHING ELSE!
                                                CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF...
                                           GIVE ME YOUR AAALL, AND NOTHING ELSE!
                                                          OH, I, I WANT IT ALL!
                                                              I WANT IT ALL!
                                                              I WANT IT ALL!
                                                CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF!!!
                                        I MEAN I COULD, BUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO?

 Recognize that song? Maybe? No? 

 I feel so bad for you!

 It's called (if you couldn't tell) Hands To Myself, by Selena Gomez, and, oh my goodness!!!

 WOW. LOVE. LOVE. LOOOOVE.!!!

 Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that I will actually probably be posting late most of the time, because once the day is done (or the glorious weekend...), there's so much more to tell!!!

 Today? My grandparents came over, I quit a virtually un-understandable game of Catan, they left, we took Stella to the dog park, stayed there until we were all super tired, came home, watched The Voice, and here I am.

 YAAY!

 Boring-ish day, not much to talk about, so I'll just get to the FUN WITH FACTS!!! 

 Is that getting old?

 Too bad. (FUN WITH FACTS!!!)

 Word of the Day: Corrigendum. I try to avoid this in ze posts!

 Song of the Day: Hands To Myself - Selena Gomez. I could never hate this. I mean I could but why would I want to? See what I did there? Mwah-ha-ha...

 Random Fact: The Lego Group began in the workshop of Ole Kirk Christiansen (born 7 April 1891), a carpenter from Billund, Denmark, who began making wooden toys in 1932. In 1934, his company came to be called "Lego", from the Danish phrase leg godt, which means "play well". [They do...]

 Random Fact About Me: I saw two guys at the dog park, one of which looked like (from a distance) Dylan O'Brien, the other of which looked like the main character in Teen Wolf. The show I have not seen. The name I do not know...

 Today's Prophecy: I will not have time to repaint my nails tomorrow night. I didn't tonight either.

 Love you, sorry the posts have been short lately, just not that much has been going on lately, hopefully more interesting stuff soon. BYEEE! KISSES! 
                     
                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Saturday: Payphone

Once again, late, and, no, I do not have any life problems currently, and, no, I do not NOT care about you guys, and, no, I do not fangirl over Dylan O'Brien, what are you talking about?!?

 LOL, last one was random, but that's just what we do, right?!?

 This is probably going to be the shortest post I've ever done, but, even though it's the WEEKEND (can't emphasize that enough... WEEKEND!!!), not that much actually happened today. 

 I got up early (it wasn't a bad morning, yayzies!), went to the farmer's market with meh dad, walked, came back, wasted my life watching pointless Youtube videos, went to the dog park with my family, stayed there for two hours, actually didn't get a tan, though it was sunny, came back, took a shower, and watched Agent Carter and The Voice.

 And now I'm here.

 One thing I think is funny is that I annoyed my whole family (points) with the Maroon 5 song, Payphone (double points), and actually killed it! POINTS...

                               I'M AT A PAAAYPHONE, TRYIN' TO CAAALL HOME
                                 ALL OF MY CHAANGE, I SPENT OOON YOOU!
                                   WHERE HAVE THE TIIMES GONE, BABY?
                  IT'S ALL WRONG, WHERE ARE THE PLANS WE MAAADE FOR TWO?

 There's more, but... a lot more, so we won't get into that...

 FUN WITH FACTS!!!

 Word of the Day: Agelast. How cheerful.

 Song of the Day: Payphone - Maroon 5. <3<3<3<3<3<3...

 Random Fact: The Turkish Halfeti Rose is the only know black rose in the world, specifically from Halfeti, Turkey. That was easy.

 Random Fact About Me: I stay up too late sometimes. Betcha didn't know that...

 Today's Prophecy: Tomorrow will be a good day... hey, my wall art says it, why not?!?

 I love you all sooo much, sorry this post was so short, and I know that it seems like I've been neglecting my blog, but the reason today was I didn't have internet for half the day, and when I got it back, I had to leave for the dog park.

 There's your excuse!

 Love you, have a great... tomorrow!

                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn