Wednesday: Girl In A Country Song

LOVE YOU, SORRY NO POST TONIGHT...

 Technically speaking, this is a post... just none of the usual. I AM TOOOO TIIIIRRRRREEEDDDD...

 O - M - G.................

 Just wanted to let you know why, felt bad 'bout it, so...  

 I sounded country right there, yay! 

                                       BEIN' THE GIIIRL IN A COUNTRY SONG!

                                   HOW IN THE WORLD DID IT GO SO WRONG?
                           LIKE ALL WE'RE GOOD FOR... IS LOOKIN' GOOD FOR YOU

                           AND YOUR FRIENDS ON THE WEEKEND, NOTHING MORE!

                                        WE USED TO GET A LITTLE RESPECT!

                                       NOW WE'RE LUCKY IF WE EVEN GEEET!

                           TO CLIMB UP IN YOUR TRUCK, KEEP OUR MOUTHS SHUT, 

                                               AND RIDE ALOOOOOONG!

                                       AND BE THE GIRL IN A COUNTRY SONG!

 Still with me?

 <3 U SORRY SO SHORT, I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S BAD GRAMMAR, AGGH HERE'S A PICTURE OF A KITTEN! BYE!

                                                                                                                  - Alice Eastburn

Tuesday: 22

                                                I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU!!!
                                          BUT I'M FEELING TWENTY- TWOOO!!!
                                             EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF,
                                             YOU KEEP ME NEXT TO YOOOUU!!!
                                                YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME!!!
                                               BUT I'LL BET YOU WAANT TOOO!!!
                                                EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IF, 
                                               WE JUST KEEP DANCING LIKE WE'RE
                                                    TWENTY-TWOOOO - O - O!!!
                                           TWENTY-TWOOOO - O - OO -OOO - OO!!!

 IKR, sooo year-before-last, right? 

 WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 God, I'm so so so so so so so so so so so so soooo freaking tired!

 Not that many so's, maybe.

 Good news, not as tired as usual! Today has been one of my more........ awake days, if you know what I mean.

 You feelin' me?

 Sorry, short post, gotta go to bed. Like, right now.

 AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Enough of that, FUN WITH FACTS!!!, I swear.

 Word of the Day: Jillick. Has to do rocks/stones + another element. Water, wind, fire, earth? Get it? Figure it out. Look it up. Whatevs ya wanna do!

 Random Fact: The game, ping pong, originated in England during the 1880s, where it was played among the upper-class as an after-dinner parlour game. It has been suggested that the game was first developed by British military officers in India or South Africa who brought it back with them. [Not a bad game, am I right? We know the answer to that, come on!]

 Random Fact About Me: I FINALLY repainted my nails today! YAAAAAASSSSSS!

 Today's Prophecy: Tomorrow will not be a bad day. I won't go so far as to say that it will be a GOOD day, just...

 Not a bad one?

 LOVE you all, thx for reading, come back and party (tomorrow?) tomorrow (duh, I knew that!), have a wonderful tomorrow!

 And always remember that there's always tomorrow for dreams to come true!

 See what I did there? Little Rudolph reference? HAHA!

 LOVE, KISSES, HUGS, HEARTS, ALL THAT WONDERFUL JUICY GOODNESS, AND GOODBYE!

                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn

Monday: Happy

GAAAAHHH! I HAVE NO TIME TO WRITE A GOOD POST TODAY, SO I'LL JUST DO THIS! RANDOM! AAAAAGGGHHHH!

                                                      BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!
                                             CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE A
                                                 ROOM WITHOUT A ROOF - A!
                                                       BECAUSE I'M HAPPY!
                                               CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE 
                                             THAT'S WHAT YOU WANNA DO - A!

 Seriously, why am I so happy?

 Day? Piano, then Shakespeare which was stressful because we had extremely long monologues that we had to have memorized, and I did, but I forgot it when it was my turn to speak. It happened to everyone...

 FUN WITH FACTS!!!??? HEHEhehehehehehehe...? ? ?... ???

 Word of the Day: Napiform. You'd be surprised...

 Song of the Day: Happy - Pharrel Williams. Who's on The Voice as a coach, whoo-hoo!

 Random Fact: A rainbow is a meteorological phenomenon that is caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of light in water droplets resulting in a spectrum of light appearing in the sky. It takes the form of a multicoloured arc.Rainbows caused by sunlight always appearing the section of sky directly opposite the sun. [Rainbows and unicorns, YAY! Remember, one of my dreams!

 I actually had a dream like that once...

 Random Fact About Me: I usually only make people laugh without trying, jokes never work.

 Today's Prophecy: I will never get around to painting my nails...

 LOVE you all so much, sorry I'm posting shorter, later posts, but my schedule is crowded, and I always need time to make space for dancing like no one's watching!

 No one is, I know that, my window shade is always closed, no one's ever in my room when I do, and the music is too loud for anyone to hear what I'm doing!

 Heeeheeeheee...

 Again, love you, thanks for sticking with me, though I sit down more than party these days, so, double the love! Now, go to bed, get some sleep, dream/party/sit down, and... yeah!!!! <3! BYE!
                   
                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn

Sunday: Hands To Myself

                                          

                                               CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF...

                                              I WANT IT AAALL, NO, NOTHING ELSE!

                                                CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF...

                                           GIVE ME YOUR AAALL, AND NOTHING ELSE!

                                                          OH, I, I WANT IT ALL!

                                                              I WANT IT ALL!

                                                              I WANT IT ALL!

                                                CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF!!!

                                        I MEAN I COULD, BUT WHY WOULD I WANT TO?

 Recognize that song? Maybe? No? 

 I feel so bad for you!

 It's called (if you couldn't tell) Hands To Myself, by Selena Gomez, and, oh my goodness!!!

 WOW. LOVE. LOVE. LOOOOVE.!!!

 Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that I will actually probably be posting late most of the time, because once the day is done (or the glorious weekend...), there's so much more to tell!!!

 Today? My grandparents came over, I quit a virtually un-understandable game of Catan, they left, we took Stella to the dog park, stayed there until we were all super tired, came home, watched The Voice, and here I am.

 YAAY!

 Boring-ish day, not much to talk about, so I'll just get to the FUN WITH FACTS!!! 

 Is that getting old?

 Too bad. (FUN WITH FACTS!!!)

 Word of the Day: Corrigendum. I try to avoid this in ze posts!

 Song of the Day: Hands To Myself - Selena Gomez. I could never hate this. I mean I could but why would I want to? See what I did there? Mwah-ha-ha...

 Random Fact: The Lego Group began in the workshop of Ole Kirk Christiansen (born 7 April 1891), a carpenter from Billund, Denmark, who began making wooden toys in 1932. In 1934, his company came to be called "Lego", from the Danish phrase leg godt, which means "play well". [They do...]

 Random Fact About Me: I saw two guys at the dog park, one of which looked like (from a distance) Dylan O'Brien, the other of which looked like the main character in Teen Wolf. The show I have not seen. The name I do not know...

 Today's Prophecy: I will not have time to repaint my nails tomorrow night. I didn't tonight either.

 Love you, sorry the posts have been short lately, just not that much has been going on lately, hopefully more interesting stuff soon. BYEEE! KISSES! 
                     
                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn

Saturday: Payphone

Once again, late, and, no, I do not have any life problems currently, and, no, I do not NOT care about you guys, and, no, I do not fangirl over Dylan O'Brien, what are you talking about?!?

 LOL, last one was random, but that's just what we do, right?!?

 This is probably going to be the shortest post I've ever done, but, even though it's the WEEKEND (can't emphasize that enough... WEEKEND!!!), not that much actually happened today. 

 I got up early (it wasn't a bad morning, yayzies!), went to the farmer's market with meh dad, walked, came back, wasted my life watching pointless Youtube videos, went to the dog park with my family, stayed there for two hours, actually didn't get a tan, though it was sunny, came back, took a shower, and watched Agent Carter and The Voice.

 And now I'm here.

 One thing I think is funny is that I annoyed my whole family (points) with the Maroon 5 song, Payphone (double points), and actually killed it! POINTS...

                               I'M AT A PAAAYPHONE, TRYIN' TO CAAALL HOME
                                 ALL OF MY CHAANGE, I SPENT OOON YOOU!
                                   WHERE HAVE THE TIIMES GONE, BABY?
                  IT'S ALL WRONG, WHERE ARE THE PLANS WE MAAADE FOR TWO?

 There's more, but... a lot more, so we won't get into that...

 FUN WITH FACTS!!!

 Word of the Day: Agelast. How cheerful.

 Song of the Day: Payphone - Maroon 5. <3<3<3<3<3<3...

 Random Fact: The Turkish Halfeti Rose is the only know black rose in the world, specifically from Halfeti, Turkey. That was easy.

 Random Fact About Me: I stay up too late sometimes. Betcha didn't know that...

 Today's Prophecy: Tomorrow will be a good day... hey, my wall art says it, why not?!?

 I love you all sooo much, sorry this post was so short, and I know that it seems like I've been neglecting my blog, but the reason today was I didn't have internet for half the day, and when I got it back, I had to leave for the dog park.

 There's your excuse!

 Love you, have a great... tomorrow!

                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn

Friday: Fancy

MY, MY, MY, I'M LATE, LATE, LATE!

 Aren't I? 

 I have been so bad at posting on time, these past days... more like this past week. I always save it until I'm so tired that I just want to go to bed, but, what do I do? I sit down. I write the post. I edit it. I name it. I keep myself awake. I publish it. And then, you read it.

 I work TOO HARD for you...

 JK, I'm happy to do it for you, but I really am soo tired. I wouldn't say I had an exhausting day, but it sure felt like it...

 Oh, LOL, I just thought of something from earlier. 

 My friend (the one with the amazing voice) and I talk a lot before class, and we both reference to songs constantly in random conversation. 

 We also do that thing where you burst into song if you hear someone say a phrase or word that is in some way linked to a song we know. 

 Earlier, she said 'fancy', and I was just like,

                                                  I'M - SO - FANCY!!!
                                             YOU ALREADY KNO - OW!!!
                                             I'M IN -THE - FAST - LANE!!!
                                                FROM L.A. TO TOKYO!!!

                                                   I'M - SO - FANCY!!!
                                        CAN'T YOU TASTE THIS GO - OLD!!!
                                            RE - MEM - BER - MY - NAME!!!
                                            'BOUT TO BLOOOOOOO - OO!!!

 Was that too long?  *audience nods, 'yes, Alice, way too long...'*

 HEHEHEHEEEE!!!!

 I can't wait for tomorrow! WHY?

 BECAUSE, DUH!!! IT'S SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...!!!!!...!!!!...!!!...!!...!

 Eeeeeeee.........?

 Yeah, so, anyway, it IS Saturday tomorrow, and I'm sooo excited! WHY? 

 Because, duh, it's Saturday! Like I told you. I believe I used CAPS and !!exclamat!on po!nts!! and EEEEEEEEEEE!!!...!!...!'s.

 Right? 

 Oh, duh, memory loss, I'm getting old!

 I don't yet have wrinkles, but, ONE DAY!!!

 For, fun, we're doing FUN WITH FACTS!!! Why? Because, I dunno, I want to? 

 Word of the Day: Caseifaction. If the world did this, I wouldn't be so happy. I don't like cheese. Except on pizza...

 Song of the Day: Fancy - Iggy Azalea. Whom I hate. Sorry if I'm brutally honest sometimes, but that's just how it is. 
 BTW, people, if you haven't heard this song, please don't look it up. Though it's not rated as explicit, by my standards it is, and I only like the main part. It DOES NOT have a good message, and there are a few swears.
 I only put it in this post because it happened earlier...

 Random Fact: The meaning of caseifaction is, 'the act of turning into cheese'. 
 And now you know.

 Random Fact About Me: Four of my six shelves on my bookshelf are taken. With what? Books. DUUUUHHHH....

 Today's Prophecy: I will decide to repaint my nails pink, but will change my mind and go with blue instead.

 This happens more than you think.

 Okay, so, that was today's post, and, though I know it was a tad rushed and I'm super tired, I tried my best. Did you like it? *angel face...* Did you hate it? *grumpy face...*

 I love you all so much, it means a lot to me when you comment and tell me that you enjoy it!!! <3

 And now, I need some beauty sleep. Hey, a face this beautiful doesn't stay that way on its own! It has a best friend called sleep. Sleep is always there for pretty face!

                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn

Thursday: Are You Happy Now?

I'M SOO EXCITED!!! IT'S NOT LATE!!!

 Yay.

 Oh, there's an airplane outside. I can hear it... and it's gone. Darn?

 I don't really have much to blog about today... I might finish this later, after ballet, so I have something to tell! Which I don't...

 How about a self-made Q&A?!?

 That wouldn't be any fun, I'd know all the answers before I even wrote the questions...

 Hmm. Be back in six hours!!! Love you!



 Okay, less like six hours, more like eight!

 It's exactly 9:01 at this very minute, so... yeah.

 Class was fun, but since I took the extra class it was extremely exhausting. I feel really bad about saying this, and I'm not usually this type of person, but at the beginning, I wasn't trying as hard as I usually do. I guess I was just tired and exherted.

 On the bright side, I learned what aspiration means!

 That will be my Word of the Day, later.

 So, my MP3 hasn't been charged for, like, three months, and, finally, I charged it. I listened to it in the car, and it was like I'd rediscovered this wonderful song, Are You Happy Now! The best cover, and pretty much the only version I listen to, is by Cassadee Pope, who actually won season 3 of The Voice.

 It goes liiikkke...

                                            COULD YOU LOOK ME IN THE EEYYEE,
                                          AND TELL ME THAT YOU'RE HAPPY NOW?
                                                   OOOOOOH, OOOOOOH!!!
                                              WOULD YOU TELL IT TO MY FACE,
                                                 OR HAVE I BEEN ERASED?
                                                   ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
                                                   ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

 Best. Song. Ever. 

 I say that a lot, don't I? Or do I? I don't think I do... wait yes. Yes I do. Wait, no. Noooo I don't... or do I?

 Self-doubt. Never a good sign.

 Just because today was boring, I'm tired, and my mom is probably gonna be mad that I'm on the computer this late, I'll just do a FUN WITH FACTS!!! and I'll be done, okay? Okay.

 FUN WITH FACTS!!!

 Word of the Day: Aspiration. That thing that happens when you're drowning/when you inhale water when you drink it too fast or accidentally breathe as you swallow.

 Song of the Day: Are You Happy Now - Michelle Branch. Love...

 Random Fact: Being biodegradable and nontoxic, packing peanuts are safe for humans and pets if ingested accidentally. However, they are not produced in food-safe conditions, and are not recommended for eating. Also, during the manufacturing process, the nutritional value is removed from starch-based packing peanuts. [I don't even like normal peanuts...]

 Random Fact About Me: I keep getting weird things stuck under this one fingernail...

 Today's Prophecy: I will have contemporary tomorrow. I know this for a fact.

 I love you all so much, please comment, thanks for reading, all that juicy goodness, and now, without further ado, my WAY overdue bedtime! Bye!

                                                                                                               - Alice Eastburn